beaned

When a boy touches you on accident or on purpose by either brushing or hitting his balls against you. He may be touching his balls in general. This could also mean he or you are playing with his sack.

"Woah that guy totallly just beaned me"

"Ummmm is that guy beaning himself???"

"I want her to bean me so bad"

by kcud May 19, 2014

Beaned

When you start a video chat session expecting to see a partially (or fully) nude female, but you're greeted by a close up of some dude's scrotum instead.

I met this girl on AOL who said she would flash me. When the video chat started, I saw the hairiest balls ever! I can't believe I got beaned!

by TwoInTheBox May 26, 2010

bearded bivalve

Do you really need a definition for this?

The bearded bivalve is the same thing as the cameltoe.

by Phunkey March 7, 2008

Bearded Lantern

A bearded lantern/ A lantern with a beard attached to it as a part of natural growth.

A word which can be used as a come-back to anything.

"Hey, can you stop that?"

"Bearded lantern."

by Bearded Lantern February 22, 2009

Bitch Bag Beades

A two-faced twat that pretends to be your frend while slagging you off to otha frends.

Darren, you're my best friend but I love you.

by Tit Face Tydeman August 5, 2006

Breaded Ramone

When you eat a lot of chicken wings and get your hands all dirty, then finger a girl and make her eat it.

I gave my girfriend a breaded ramone after I left Hooters.

by Ceej-a-Matic July 26, 2006

bearded pony

A gay jockey who got married to hide his alternative lifestyle.

Oh yeah, supergay. Now he's just another bearded pony.

by 4Q34EYI May 9, 2011