Benchod

Guy who’s been pushed way passed the friend zone but doesn’t give up. Always talks shit about the dudes his crush likes. Calls his crush a sister but secretly tries sleeping w her

I thought you guys were brosis in high school, but now are married? That guy is a benchod

by Baba199999 July 11, 2020

sitting on the bench

To be extremely serious, not playing around.

"I'm sitting on the bench, I don't play no games." - Childish Gambino

by Child's Play April 15, 2011

BENCH

Gang corner

by VAKI5 August 17, 2003

Johnny Bench Called

Another way of saying "Catch you later"

Which is also the title of Mr. Bench's autobiography.

In episode one of Archer (an animated sitcom on FX) the phrase is used at least twice.

Used primarily after an awkward moment in the conversation.

Man: When is the baby due.
Woman: I'm not pregnant.
Man: uhh. Umm

Woman: What?
Man: Johnny Bench Called (Then Departs the scene)

See Catch ya later

by Xilften September 24, 2009

Benchmade

To stab someone, specifically with a knife manufactured by the Benchmade knife company

Bitch, don't make me benchmade you!

by Leotheo January 14, 2010

Banch

A Pennsylvanian term used manily in southern PA that is slang for bitch. This term is widely used but mainly by the lacrosse crowd.

A- "Yo bro, that banch totally has those wristbands on cuz she doesnt want to cut her wrists on that bro's zipper while giving him a rub and a tug."

B-Yo bro, your so totally right. Maybe that banch will come over here."

by UltimatePALaxBro November 2, 2009

banchod

authority or person who bans or restricts something without any consideration of personal liberty or individual rights(amalgamation of bhenchod and ban)

Person1: Dude, our government banned gay sex, kissing in public places and porn without any proper reason.
Person2: Woah, what a banchod they are!

by simz2010 September 7, 2015