hair anklet

A circle of hair, just above the ankle, which is often left behind when a woman shaves too quickly.

"Shit man, I shaved quickly this morning and I have a god damned hair anklet!

by geckypibb November 28, 2009

swollen ankles

when you can tell that a woman farted because she is wearing pantyhose

Dude, stop blaming me for farting! See Angela's swollen ankles? They keep poofing right before you smell it.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

ankle beaters

Pants that people wear pants, mostly blue jeans that come up to their ankles other than below them.

Look at that boy wearing those ankle beaters! They come all the way up to his ankle! They don't even touch his shoes!

by bebecutie1212 October 12, 2008

Grab Ankle

A game played by queers, Prison rules often apply.

M@ is the undisputed GRAB ANKLE champion of the world.

by Tey97 September 25, 2004

Fat Ankle Night

1. The period between sunset and sunrise, especially the hours of darkness when the boys collaborate together and designate the night as a mission night:

a. To find the absolute fattest girl;
b. To convince her to accompany them home; and,
c. To fuck her ass like she has never been fucked before.

Once the evening is over, the boys get together and compare their notes, the one within the group who has banged the fattest girl wins the mission.

2. A time or condition marked or designated by the fellas for the mission of banging the fattest
whale in sight, marked by her ginormous ankles.

3. Of or relating to the Fat Ankle Night: the Fat Ankle Night's weighty bar tab.

4. This period set aside for a specific purpose: Fellas' Fat Ankle Night at the bar.

Josh Perdue was a regular winner of the fella's Fat Ankle Night, as he was used to banging fat chicks anyway.

by the BEAVE February 14, 2005

ankle-biters

Ankle biters are the seemingly insignificant projects at work that tend to pile up. Like small dogs that bite at your ankles, they do not go away.

The ad campaign is approved. Now I have to deal with ankle-biters such as the 100-50-25 word product descriptions.

by Jack Pacheco November 21, 2006

Ankeny

The most fucking boring ass town in all of Iowa. Nothing ever happens, we've got good sports teams but underpaid teams for academics. Shows that they value stupidity and usual douchefuckness over actual intellect.

We've got some pretty stupid people and not many valuable ones. If this place were destroyed, no one would care or notice.

We've got like a total of 4.5 black people and fewer Mexicans and Asians (though we hate them, especially Gimp). We're dominated by culturally insensitive upper middle class white people who have no idea what the deal with reality is and have no idea what it is like to go without their HDTV and American Eagle jeans.

(more will be added as I need to vent)

"Yo G, what's hangin' in the shizzle??"

"*Puts head in hands* you must be from Ankeny. That's not how a real black person talks."

"How did ya know?"

by ThinkAboutItYouKnowWhoThisIs April 2, 2009