Albert Ingalls

A shot of morphine or dilaudid given by a doctor.

"I got a shot of that shit and I was high like Albert Ingalls when he stole doc Baker's morphine.

by Big C of NC February 26, 2009

Amber Arguello

Oh My God, where do i begin? She's the most amazing beautifulest girl you will ever meet. Everyone envys her. She has the prettiset longest hair that falls in gorgeous locks. She can get any guy see wants, and she has countless talents.

Oh My God, that girl is such an Amber Arguello.

by A wannabee June 24, 2012

Dante Alberti

A bi-pedal organism of the mammalian class. Is able to live alongside humans with little assistance, though will become quickly enraged when communicated with. When the presence of a 'Dante Alberti' is detected, immediate backup must be called, preferably armed with bananas ( required to distract the creature ), and Russian made RPK light machine gun. Upon containment, immediate termination is recommended.

Person 1: Fuck 'Dante Alberti'.
Person 2: Ikr. fuck that guy.

by serialtypist November 14, 2020

The Fancy Albert

A small plate with doilie is placed upon the lady's chest. She is wearing a pearl necklace and he a tux jacket w/ tails (crucial). The man then gently squeezes out a chocolate hotdog onto the doilied plate.

It's our anniversary and you know what that means... Albert is coming to town and he's a feelin' fancy, babe. Break out tha tails and everything else.

The Fancy Albert is all that keeps our love alive.

by Rainsinger June 3, 2009

amberguity

that part of the road where you aren't sure whether to stop or drive through the amber traffic light.

when pulled over by the cops for running a red light, refer to the amberguity that made you unsure if you were going to be able to stop in time.

by hamstar February 12, 2004

Amber

Amber defined from the pale orange rock substance, usually called tree sap, but the girl was far better, she was a beautiful young lady with a sensational personality that can be a tad on the spicy side if you take her the wrong way, She was very loyal to all friends and family and the stealer of my beating heartbeat, she was the girl I could not have since our schools were divided, the one whom despite breaking my heart kept me coming back for more, not even death itself or the fires of hell could hold me but after a war erupted between our two schools where her cousin died by my hand she stopped contact with me, alas poor amber is no more , but from the fruit of that arrives a new beginning for all, I have made sure that her memory will live on and made a computer script language while I was in school in her honour where from that I furfilled her dream of opening a music pplace for disabled kids, it may have cost me my own but hers was more important, LONG LIVE AMBER

Amber every new beginning begins with another beginnings end

by Thedogoftotalwar April 9, 2016

UNCLE ALBERT

Old sea dog off the hit comedy, 'Only Fools and Horses.' Most famous for continuously talking about his adventures in WW2, even though he's told them a million times before ( especially to his nephews Delboy and Rodney. )

Delboy, "This better not be another story about your adventures in the war?"
Uncle Albert, " I wasn't gonna you bloody little know it all. During the 1939 to 1945 conflict with Germany..."

by G Duffin June 22, 2006