Asshole of the Year

A yearly competion where the winner is selected by whoever does the most horribly funny asshole like thing; the winner is decided on halloween every year and is awarded the honor of being asshole of the year and booze because there's no party without booze.

"Now that is some Asshole of the Year quality shit right there"

by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 31, 2006

yerp

another way of responding to someone instead of using yes, yep,yea,yup,etc.

Alicia: Hey Shay, are you going to that party later?
Shay: Yerppp, i never miss a party.

by J-Boogie. December 24, 2007

New Years

A time when humanity realizes they are one more year closer to being extinct and dominated by robots and aliens to continue the foster and growth of the earth to supply there weapons and mother ships.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4 , 3, 2, 1 BOOOOOOOM! New Years.

by BeAnBeAn22 January 1, 2010

new year's eve

a time to get drunk and laid and not remember what happened afterwards

its january 1......... wtf happened to december 31....... and why does my ass hurt?

by matt December 31, 2004

Yerpie

Saying yes to a perverted/disgusting question to make you seem less perverted/disgusting.

John: Doesn't that person's face look like a piece of shit?

Jane: Yerpie.

by The Greatest Guy January 17, 2011

Dick year

A dick-year, also dick year or dickyear (symbol: dy), is a unit of length equal to just over 55 meters (or about 182 feet). As defined by the International Penile Union (IPU), a dick-year is the distance equivalent to the length of dicks a girl can go through in one Julian year (assuming a rate of one dick per day at a length of 15 centimeters or 6 inches per dick).

"Hey man, how far from home are we?" "About 47 dick years."

by SotoMizer May 7, 2013

slut of the year

1. A phrase used to describe a particular type of person who believes everyone loves her, but they actually hate her.

2. Also used to describe someone who believes she owns each hairstyle she wears maybe once a year, and therefore no one else can wear it after her.

3. May also be used to describe someone who slightly resembles a prehistoric creature.

1) GIRL: Heyy boyyss :
Boy 1: oh my god, that girl is such a bitch!
Boy 2: yeah, shes the slut of the year!

2) Slut of the year: OMG that girl wore her hair in a pony tail today. I wore my hair in a pony tail 9 months ago! she is SOOO copying me.

3) Girl 1: Omg Slut of the year looks like a t-rex.

by qwer1234 June 5, 2009