woof me

The classy way of asking someone for a Cleveland Steamer.

Kind gentleman, would you do me a great honor and woof me.

by Bro-Central November 26, 2017

woof and meow

Chinese food, commonly disguised as chicken or beef. In reality it's dog and cat meat.

Let me get some of that woof and meow on rice wit a egg roll .

by La Definer December 6, 2017

WoofyyPoofyy

When you're g3ay and always steals everything.

Dammit WoofyyPoofyy ! Always one step ahead of me..

by Hade BOI December 9, 2017

woofsnow

WHAT THE FUCK

woofsnow? (adverb) (woofs-now)

by nim-nim618 May 22, 2018

Woofied

When you get roofied by a dog

Woofied (wooo-feeed) Delmas dog Scooby Doo put woofies in her drink when she wasn't looking then when she was unconscious he humped her face until he ejaculated all over her head.

by Shaggyyy July 11, 2018

WOOFER

DOG

Aye up, nice woofer.

by Ball fondling chad 01 August 18, 2018

Woofed

A PG13 way to say "Fucked". Created by the legendary twitch streamer MrJakeWoof

"Oh Beary just got woofed!"

"How are you doing motherwoofers?"

by ImJones November 26, 2018