sport utility wagon 

A man's vehicle version of a soccer mom minivan.

When a man buys a sport utility wagon he is basically saying "I am a soccer mom" but he is attempting to keep his man card, while flirting with the feminine side of him.

sport utility wagon by pickle rind October 17, 2013

Albuquerque Welcome Wagon 

The quaint, local, daily ritual of a person, family or rock band whose vehicle is burglarized by local meth-heads while parked in an Albuquerque motel parking lot near Interstates 25 or 40, the fact of which ends up in the news and any Google search for the word "Albuquerque."

Timmy: How was your gig in Phoenix?
Billy: Great until the fuckin' Albuquerque Welcome Wagon stole all our guitars on the drive back home!
Timmy: Fuckin' Motel 6!
Billy: Yah, and fuckin' Albuquerque!

Albuquerque Welcome Wagon by Air Base Hooker August 1, 2019

Covered wagon 

A turm used by homo sexuals in the prison systems To describe Draping a sheet from the top bunk over the bottom bunk while two homo sexuals have sex!

I bet If you went to prison you would get a ride in a covered wagon

Covered wagon by NLR718 June 11, 2006

Steaming the wagon 

Verb. The act of cheering for a team while on the wagon. A common variation of Steaming the Wagon is steam it.

The Padres need our help, they need more guys steaming the wagon.

We steamed the wagon hard and the Colts won a close one.

..as the Browns begin to lose...
Fan #1: The Browns wagon is losing steam!
Fan #2: Steam the wagon!!!

Steaming the wagon by Milt Deezy May 25, 2007

bin laden wagon 

An airplane.

Bob: Hey man, can you take me to the airport at 7? I have to catch the bin laden wagon at 9:30.

Steve: Sure dude, be careful

bin laden wagon by Benevolous June 18, 2013

dry goods wagon 

The term given to any large woman who puts out like she's sexually available but is, in reality, either a prick-tease or a frigid bitch.

Wendy waddled down the local bar in her denim shorts which threatened to be torn asunder by her enormous size and her neon pink boob tube. She flirted with all the guys but when it came down to it, she cock-blocked them all even though she was instigating all the flirtations herself. She took her not inconsiderable heft home alone again, the old dry goods wagon she was turning out to be.

dry goods wagon by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

Stabbin Wagon 

A Subaru Wagon (Outback) that normally are not used for picking up girls. But with the right guy he can pick up a girl in it and make love (stab) with her inside the spacious trunk.

Jim picked up a girl in his Stabbin Wagon

Stabbin Wagon by the stabbin crew member June 10, 2009