monkey van

a van used by narcotics police ( UK usage )

One time we saw a bloke run out of No.18 and into No.19. About five minutes later the police arrived with two monkey vans and four cars
Source: Bernardine Evaristo's " Hello Mum "
Penguin books, 2010 ( Page 25 )

by Rick Thurman May 5, 2011

Dingle Van

A van which is an acctuall shit hole ( it is filthy and like mank )

Corr look at that van , looks like a proper Dingle Van

by Fstd April 28, 2019

K-Van

K-Vans are any oversized or overly flashy SUV that is unpractical for daily driving. The origin of the word is the combination of “Kardashian” and “Mini-Van”, as these style SUV’s are driven by Kardashian type individuals, and are ultimately glorified mini-vans.

Dude, Shawn lost his balls when he sold his truck and his wife bought a K-Van!

by Scott Tocker April 2, 2020

van Wonderen

The Van Wonderen's are one of the most influential families, originally from the Netherlands. The term Van Wonderen is often associated with richness and fame, though is sometimes linked to the infamous mob gang of Van Wonderen's in 1938, a part of a defining period in Dutch history.

'That guy looks extremely handsome, he must be a Van Wonderen!'

or

'Better not argue with that guy, he looks like he could be a Van Wonderen.'

by Smelly Cat July 5, 2008

Van-Tromp

When someone with lack of brain function gets rodgered whilst dressed in a nun's habit, often by someone who believes they're of superior intelligence. Whilst being 'van-Tromped' the 'van-Tromper' can recite Sophocles or explain Einstein's theory of relativity, or other such information akin to this.

The 'Van-Tromper' does not require batteries, just an air of arrogance. Success is achieved if the 'Van-Tromped' does not understand what is going on.

The 'Van-Tromped' should be of Dutch decent, but have no knowledge of ancestral roots, the culture or language.

That blonde-haired, blue-eyed girl dressed as a nun got utterly 'Van-Tromp -ed' last night by the entire Oxford Rugger team.

by The Big Sophsta June 20, 2010

Van-fran

French vanilla, from the French "vanille francais" (A play on "French" vanilla, even though it was first popular in Pre-Colombian Mesoamerica, and only named for France's traditional use of the bean in ice cream).

When ordering coffee in Seattle: "A double tall van-fran mocha, hold the cream."

by Kaarin July 16, 2008

Van Vy

A girl who loves to smile, hot and attractive. She likes hot and funny guys so if your trying to flirt with her, be funny. She got banged with her best friend. Van Vy has a big ass.

A: She's so hot.
B: Yeah, i wish i had a girlfriend like Van Vy.
A: She's coming this way, act cool.
Van Vy: Hey.
B: *falls*
Van Vy: Laughs.

by Babylovely3931 August 10, 2012