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K-Van

K-Vans are any oversized or overly flashy SUV that is unpractical for daily driving. The origin of the word is the combination of “Kardashian” and “Mini-Van”, as these style SUV’s are driven by Kardashian type individuals, and are ultimately glorified mini-vans.
Dude, Shawn lost his balls when he sold his truck and his wife bought a K-Van!
by Scott Tocker April 2, 2020
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Pussy Van

A older Dodge Caravan That Very over weight people drive or Karen’s
Look it’s a Pussy Van
by Fatbittch shit June 7, 2020
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Van-Shittert

1) A ‘Van-shittert’ is a person who is addicted to playing video games even though they’re probably too old for them. Normally also has an American accent but doesn’t claim to be American.

2) a bit of a space geek and will talk about astronomy when trying to impress people. Has a temper problem that is expressed mainly when under-going physical exercise or participating in group cleaning activities.
Person 1: ‘he is clearly American
Person 2 ‘I asked him earlier, he said he’s not from America!’
Person 1: ‘I saw him killing a pig on Minecraft as well’
Person 2: ‘Oh my god dude! He’s such a “Van-Shittert”.’
by skankhunt49 October 15, 2020
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Nguyen Van

Nguyen Van built the Great Wall of China.
All hail Nguyen Van!
The great emperor Nguyen Van!
Nguyen Van dynasty.
by Kekssi22 May 10, 2017
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van woman

A female who is VERY creepy and usually don't talk to many people. Because of that, what does she do after school?
Guy 1 - Holy shit, have you seen Becka? She's a van woman.
Guy 2 - Yea, she is...
by ZackyZack October 23, 2017
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Van Loader

People who will do anything to work for the famous.
Dude...that guy is a total Van Loader ...he'll do anything to hang out with The Stones
by Kittycares March 3, 2018
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Tuan Van

Is a great and Charismatic.
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