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Van Slam

When a hooker is picked up in a van and there are multiple males ready to drive the van to pound town.
Marco was picked up last night and van slammed
by FagLips January 10, 2019
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Van Dijk

To be the best defender in the whole world.
"He's our centre half. He's our number 4! Watch him defend. And we watch him score... He can pass the ball. Calm as you like. He's Virgil Van Dijk. He's Virgil Van Dijk!
by BlazingZ January 14, 2019
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Van Sandwich

When an old bald guy eats an old sandwich that has been left in a van for days.
Have you talked to Dave? He got the shits after eating that van sandwich.
by BigBadJonW January 22, 2019
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Van Goghnuts

I am very classy so I eat Van Goghnuts
by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
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Dingle Van

A van which is an acctuall shit hole ( it is filthy and like mank )
Corr look at that van , looks like a proper Dingle Van
by Fstd April 28, 2019
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K-Van

K-Vans are any oversized or overly flashy SUV that is unpractical for daily driving. The origin of the word is the combination of “Kardashian” and “Mini-Van”, as these style SUV’s are driven by Kardashian type individuals, and are ultimately glorified mini-vans.
Dude, Shawn lost his balls when he sold his truck and his wife bought a K-Van!
by Scott Tocker April 2, 2020
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Pussy Van

A older Dodge Caravan That Very over weight people drive or Karen’s
Look it’s a Pussy Van
by Fatbittch shit June 7, 2020
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