Vaginal splurge

When a woman gets her vagina really wet for someone named sid

Charlie got a vaginal splurge from Sidney

by Mellowkidd. July 23, 2017

Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder

IVDD (Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder) is a disease in which the vagina constantly releases fluid from the inside.

THERE IS NO FUCKING CURE

Doctor:
Maddam, it seems to me as if you have IVDD, an incurable disease... you will always piss continuously... UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE

Maddam:
What the fuck is IVDD??

Doctor:
Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder

Maddam:
OH FUCK

Doctor:
YEAAAA BITCH, YOUZ GONNA DIE!

Maddam:
FUCK ME IN THE FACE TWICE

Doctor:
TH-DOOSH-DOOSH

Maddam:
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!

Crab:
Who wants ice-cream???????

by erectism January 10, 2008

Vaginal Ventriloquist

To talk about periods/menstrual cycles/being on the rag/bleeding from the cunt/earning your red wings.

"Dude, Charlie my girl was totally on the rag last week and blood was everywhere"

"Zip it, dick wagon, you're being a vaginal ventriloquist today"

by Irbster2 February 8, 2008

Vaginal Gandalf

A doula

"So a doula's kind of like a vaginal Gandalf?” - Jake on Brooklyn Nine Nine - Season 3, Episode 8

by Amelsia October 5, 2019

vaginal fluid on the brain

on a certain day of the week (mostly on mondays) someone might feel retarded or simply stupid. Some beleive it is caused by vaginal fluid that may be in the brain. It is normally caused by fatigue or mostly a hangover.

"holly shit today i had at least 87% vaginal fluid on the brain!"

how come?

"its a monday u fuckin retard"

by Anita Whore May 13, 2008

vaginal crevice

A word written on one's art portfolio, for the sole purpose of getting in trouble; it means vagina.

Jito and Dylan got called down to the principal for writing vaginal crevice numerous times.

by Hannah Shuflin March 6, 2007

vaginal clearance

Access to a particular set of information granted on the basis of having a vagina.

Nora: Sorry Andy, that's classified.
Andy: Pssh, classified schmassified, I have a clearance.
Katilynn: Haha, what gives you clearance?
Andy: Haha c'mon I know you both love me, don't fight it. But if you must know, it was the TSA.
Katilynn: Bahhaha you have to have a vagina to know this business :) sorry Andy.
Nora: Vaginal clearance is required.

by n3lson March 30, 2011