Twat Knot 

Another slang term for the man bun

Girl: You see that man bun on that guy?

Girl #2: Yeah, total twat knot

Twat Knot by Dickhead92 September 19, 2017

twat junk 

A cheesy, foul-smelling paste produced by a chronically unwashed vagina. Frequently, it will collect around the vulva where it waits to ambush the unsuspecting when panties are removed in anticipation of (usually oral)intercourse. Twat junk is commonly associated with various infections of the cunt and invariably forms pasty little pellets that may adhere to the labia or collect in the undergarments.

I hope Neil used a gasmask when he went down on Darlene. That girl's twat junk is just plain noxious!

twat junk by Blenderhead91 March 26, 2009

twat snuffler 

To bury one's face into someone's twat in a manner that results in a snorting sound.

Every time the cat snuffles her twat you can her the snort across the room..."that damn twat snuffler"

twat snuffler by G. Edward September 14, 2008

twat muck 

A thick, creamy stench like discharge secreted from a ladys front bottom.

Blimey luv, your pants a full of twat muck

twat muck by Jacksoleman January 8, 2009

Twat Muncher 

A person who munches on ones vagina.

Person 1: "I met this girl last night turned out she was a lesbian"

Person 2: "She sounds like a right twat muncher!"

Twat Muncher by 4011446 April 17, 2009

Twat Swatter 

The female equivalent of a cock blocker. When a woman prevents another woman from getting laid.

Me: Hey you want to come over after the party? Bryan: Yeah sounds good. Andrea: Oh, hey Tatiana. Does your boyfriend know your out tonight? Me: Uhh... Bryan: *Gets up and walks away* Me: UGH! You goddamn twat swatter! I almost had him! I'm kicking your bony ass!

Twat Swatter by Tatiana is a punk rocker May 8, 2010

Twat Swatter 

A female, who prevents another female from scoring with a guy. The female equivalent to a cock blocker, the twat swatter tends to be malicious in her means and often interferes with other women s chances for her own gain.

He was about to take me home, but then that Twat Swatter came and offered him another drink, fucking bitch!

Twat Swatter by KimchiNoodle June 12, 2010