Wet Tube

noun - the prelubricated anal canal of someone awaiting a good rump pumping. Variation: wet-tuber - one who lubricates the anal canal of another individual to prep them for a good rump pumping.

Before heading out to hit the scene, ol' Paulie made sure to have a wet tube, as a good scout will always be prepared.

by EvilBastid February 23, 2015

Crusty tube socks

The most powerful artifact ever know by mankind. Forged with sweat and blood by the almighty car detailers at U-Haul, and currently in possetion of the Noble knight James Tyree. Armed with his fedora of faith and crusty tube socks, there is no being in the multi-verse that can match his raw power.

General Noman: everyone retreat! We are no match for the Crusty tube socks

by Wet_sack.mp4 August 13, 2018

MOB TUBE

Mob Tube is a nickname for overweight, bald, unemployed, junkies who berate women on YouTube. The often associate in informants, and overstate their value on earth.

That guy has got to be a member of Mob Tube.

by Super Pseudo August 19, 2022

noob tube

A common name for any Grenade laucher attachment that can be used by Assault class infantry in Battlefield 2. an effective weapon used at long range, is often used at close range as unintended by EA/DICE, and is nerfed in v1.2 patch

omfg 5th time this round that bunny hopping idiot with the noob tube got me!!?

by ApocD July 31, 2008

newb tube

A granade launcher in Call Of Duty 4 and WAW. Which takes no skill to use so people that are new to the game or just not good at it use.

That newb shot me with his newb tube

by cagrown760 March 27, 2009

YTT (You Tube Time)

Wherea 1 minute video on youtube seems like 5 minutes real time, 2 minute video seems like 25. This is multiplied exponentially until you reach the 10 minute video cap placed by youtube so they aren't to blame for you dying while watching their site. Thank you technology for giving us all the attention span of a goldfish.

Ex 1:
Dude: "I'll be over in 3 minutes."

Chick: "You live 2 hours away?"

Dude: "3 minutes YTT biotch!"

Ex 2:
Dude: "Damn B, that video on youtube is 4 minutes long?!"

Chick: "This better be a damn good video; I got sammiches to make!"

YTT (You Tube Time)

by slantyshanty October 27, 2010

Pube Tube

Attaching ones pubic hair to their television by any means nessecery.

Josh: Am I comin' over to watch to super bowl.
Ben: Yeah, we're watchin' it on the pube tube.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008