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Toepeas

A word often used by parents and grandparents to describe a baby’s toes in a cute fashion.
“I’m gonna eat your toepeas.”

“Let’s count your toepeas, make sure you have all ten.”
My baby has cute little toepeas.”
by topies October 30, 2019
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Toppest

When something is at the very top of something or is too high to reach.
1. People say watchman figures are carved at the toppest of totempoles to guard the family or village.

2. Charles: Hey Mike, can you reach that for me? I'm too short.
Mike: yeah, which one ?
Charles: The toppest. The one at the veryyyy tippy top
by Dr.SassySuess May 26, 2020
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ass topper

Lower back tattoo. Supposed to be sexy. Often regrettably gotten, as 30 years after getting one, the art is misshapen and distorted by wrinkles and fat. Also known as "tramp stamp."
Your mother: "If you ever get an ass topper, I will disown you."
by annamalous October 12, 2009
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Rambo-Topper problem

In first-person shooters, the idea of firing fully automatic weapons in long streams at a single human target. A corrolary to the Stormtrooper effect.

Newbs andnoobs often have this problem, probably due to the thrill of firing a weapon they (hopefully) don't have in real life at high rates of fire. However, pros do it too. (Admit it!) It exclusively affects users of submachine guns (especially when dual-wielding) and full machine guns. Assault rifles are less prone to this, and semi-automatic/single-shot weapons do not experience this at all.

In general, firing machine guns in short bursts is more accurate, as barrel climb and recoil don't take effect, allowing more bullets to hit a small, moving target. It also wastes less ammo. However, stream firing has its uses, such as supressive fire against large groups of people or against large targets like vehicles.

Named after Rambo and Topper Harley from "Hot Shots: Part Deux", a mid-1990s Rambo parody. Both are infamous for firing large machine guns with seemingly unlimited ammunition.
dotgames31: extremekilla97, you need to stop unloading entire magazines into people. Need I remind you of the Rambo-Topper problem?
extremekilla97: wtf duz taht mean?
by Jaeger7793 June 23, 2011
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mattress topper

That mattress topper left me feeling very relaxed.
by irotsoma December 8, 2012
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Chainless Topieka

When a man pukes inside of a shoe and hands it to a pregnant women, then running and emitting sperm on her husband.
"Hey Ashley, can you hold this for me? And Mark uuhhuhuhuhuhhhhhhhh yeah! CHAINLESS TOPIEKA BITCH!!!"
by beansandrice101 December 16, 2011
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The Topher

The not-so-thick but not very milky mix of any flavor milkshake mixed with any flavor of Monster Energy Drink. Can only be made by you (you obviously can not order a Topher).
Guy 1: "Hey, lets go to the gas station and pick up a monster so we can make The Topher at McDonalds."

Guy 2: "Okay, you buy the monsters, and I buy the milkshakes."
by ThebigG0705 January 1, 2012
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