toiletfloatie

1.One who is so exceptionally repugnant that they are reminiscent of the fecal matter that remains in the toilet bowl after it has been flushed.
2. insulting phrase originally coined to describe the incessantly repulsive and annoying behavior of others.

I wish that toiletfloatie would stop making passes at me!

That toiletfloatie tells the most disgusting, humorless jokes!

by Heather Hartzell-Robbins January 26, 2004

toilet cloud

when you take a poop and leave it then later when you gotta piss you aim for the toilet paper it will spread like a cloud

Dude next time you shit flush the damn toilet we got toilet clouds rolling in!

by Caleb the man October 29, 2007

toilet yoga

The contortions that one performs to get a turd out.

Mary-Jane: Dude, I just dropped the biggest log! Peter: I'll bet you had to do some grandmaster-level toilet yoga to get that monster out of your bunghole!

by Phoetus January 20, 2008

Toilet Volcano

When you take a dump, then when done before you wipe you look down and you see a volcano reaching out of the water, like some majestic mountain in the south pacific.

"I must have eaten some bad bbq last night. This morning after taking my normal dump. I looked down and saw a Toilet Volcano, steam rising from the water. I reminded me of of the last time I was in Hawaii."

by Manshoon July 13, 2009

tocen

1. A verb describing the action of taking a hit

2. The raddest mother fucker alive!

Stoner#1: You seen Dave?
Stoner#2: Yeah, hes tocen it up over there

Tocen: I'm cool
Megan Fox: Yesh you are *sexy time with tocen

by Tocen November 8, 2009

Toilet Lining

Placing a few sheets of toilet paper in the water before you Number 2 just to minimize splash back.

Person 1- Man, I hate dropping a deuce because every time I do, I get that nasty splash back!
Person 2- Well, I invented Toilet Lining for that reason. MLIA.

by MLIAuser November 27, 2009

toilet jerk

When a girl (or guy) jacks off a guy until he ejaculates into a toilet.

Person 1: Man last night was crazy!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because my girlfriend was jacking me off, and I didn't have any tissue.

Person 2: So what did you do?

Person 1: I had her jerk me off into the toilet so there wasn't any mess.

Person 2: ...wtf.

Person 1: Toilet Jerk man!

by Conbradyor June 20, 2010