Definitions by Manshoon

Toilet Volcano 

When you take a dump, then when done before you wipe you look down and you see a volcano reaching out of the water, like some majestic mountain in the south pacific.

"I must have eaten some bad bbq last night. This morning after taking my normal dump. I looked down and saw a Toilet Volcano, steam rising from the water. I reminded me of of the last time I was in Hawaii."

Toilet Volcano by Manshoon July 13, 2009

Toilet cough

The sound a toilet makes when you take a very large dump. After flushing the toilet, it can not handle it and all the water runs out, the overworked crapper makes a coughing sound as it tries to pass your recent donation.

I was sitting in the stall this morning and the guy next to me must be eating too much brand. He flushed and the toilet coughed like it was dying, like an old man with TB.

Toilet cough by Manshoon July 13, 2009

street oyster 

Going down on a homeless girl.

Be careful when you eat street oyster, you can catch something.

street oyster by Manshoon February 19, 2008