Definitions by Phoetus

toilet yoga 

The contortions that one performs to get a turd out.

Mary-Jane: Dude, I just dropped the biggest log! Peter: I'll bet you had to do some grandmaster-level toilet yoga to get that monster out of your bunghole!

toilet yoga by Phoetus January 20, 2008

stage fright 

An inability to defecate resulting from an excess of chaos in one's environment.

(Shouted through a bathroom door) Would you shut up? You're giving me stage fright!

stage fright by Phoetus December 10, 2007