Impossible Timing

The click leading to the first secret coin of the level “Cycles” in geometry dash.

Doggie: yeah that coins kinda impossible timing what the fuck bro

by Bored_Person October 28, 2025

Divine Timing

Divine Timing .. that elusive waiting and waiting until Marlene decides its time

well if we didnt have those bacon sandwiches we would have got out earlier marlene said to keeeeeerrrreeeeee .... its all in the divine timing

by Darryl_Barry December 15, 2025

Video Game Timing

When you complete something that is annoying or hard just before the school bell rings or supper is ready

Guy: I finally got done with my calculus Homework :D
Mum: SUPPER TIME!!
Guy: major Video Game Timing...

by Pilbane January 24, 2013

thomas fletcher-tomlinson

Has a husband named Josh and together they have a child called Ugandan knuckles. Also has large penis and incredibly muscular....⚡

"Jeez Thomas Fletcher-Tomlinson, he's fast and big...⚡"

by Ugandan knuckles aka CrazyTaft February 18, 2018

mrs…tomlinson

mrs…tomlinson is a person that made me bisexual and shit. They are obsessed with Louis Tomlinson and Larry. a bit scary. but they always know when to make you laugh. fucking dumbass. <3

them: do you like mrs…tomlinson?
me: yes, i’m the reason i am who i am today

by finelinesjess June 28, 2021

mrs…tomlinson

mrs…tomlinson is a famous tiktoker with a insane obsession with One Direction and Louis Tomlinson. They have crusty eyelashes, which is ok bc i love them for it. they are a dumbass.

them: do you like mrs…tomlinson on tiktok?
me: like? honey i love 👩🏼 ❤️ 💋 👩🏼🤌🏼

by finelinesjess June 28, 2021

Brown Standard Timing (BST)

the time zone followed by your brown friends, often the reason they are late. Expect them to be at least 30 minutes late to most events.

Oscar: Yo what time we hopping on the game

Zarif: 9:30

Oscar: bro where are you it’s 10:30

Zarif: my bad bro i’m on that Brown Standard Timing (BST)

by boingoing August 12, 2024