Split ticket

When two prostitutes perform the functions of one for the price of one.

It was super late in Vegas and I got a split ticket from two bimbos.

"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"

by word nerdz August 20, 2019

ticket to the skybox

Drugs that make you

hallucinate

Don't even try cop, Ain't no motherfuckin' drugs at my spot
All you'll find in my closet is the high tops
And my motherfuckin' ticket to the skybox
-- Ice cube - Good Cop Bad Cop

by K1NAN December 13, 2017

ski lift ticket

Slang for cocaine

Hey bro, I'm looking for some ski lift tickets for the weekend... you have any?

by BigDSco April 19, 2018

dog ticket

An expression used to express disappointment or frustration. Could be used in place of words like "crap."

Dog ticket, John!
Bummer!
Shoot!

by red_ninja2 October 20, 2017

Ticket

A single female joining a single male for the sole purpose of attending a couples only swingers event.

Man talking to host/door person: This is Rachel, she is my ticket...

by KittenMom June 3, 2017

On my ticket

When somebody won't be a part of a team or won't be invited to somewhere.

(The House of Cards, S3E11).

"You should consider a career on the stage ( because he sure as hell isn't gonna be on my ticket).

by Inok007 June 21, 2016

biscuit ticket

Food stamps/ebt card

Friend 1: Man I'm hungry as a mfer.

Friend 2: me too I got my old lady's biscuit ticket lets go to piqqly wiqqly

by whitedevil666 May 17, 2016