Belleview Middle

-a middle school in belleview, florida with 1,400 students (what the fuck(
-half of the kids here are gay lol
-weird shit happens a lot
-good place to meet some fellow non binary gremlins and have in depth conversations about the death penalty

-or go and get a girlfriend

-or go to the library and check out Redwood & Ponytail by K.A. Holt

-please visit us and witness the gay

Person A: I go to Belleview Middle School.
Person B: Lucky, I go to Howard Middle!

by killer queen of Marion County October 2, 2021

Middle-manned

When using a public restroom stall, and two other people are defecating in the stalls on either side of you rather loudly, and with pungent odor.

"Dude, I just got middle-manned in the bathroom at that Mexican restaurant..."

by Tiberius183 May 22, 2020

Middle island

A town located in Suffolk County Long Island, NY. There’s a lot of trees and deer. Not much to do besides smoke, drink, then visit another town that’s less boring. No good restaurants. You have to have a car to go anywhere.

Person 1: we have to drive through middle island to get to the outlets in Riverhead.

Person 2: middle island? Never heard of it. Wait I think we just drove through it without even realizing.

by Scruffily September 26, 2020

Middle Mary

Someone who constantly takes the position that "both sides are the same".

Someone who always tries to justify both sides.

Bill is such a Middle Mary, he said "The Axes and the Allies were both evil".
Joe keeps trying to tell me "The KKK and BLM are the same", why is he being a Middle Mary?

by kati9 December 3, 2021

Middle School

building full of children who think that they're edgy because they cover their source of knowledge with cloth shaped to fit and who pretend to want to die

-Middle School day-
Kid 1: oH IM soO EDgeEE cAUsE i haVV A hoOd!!11!1
Kid 2: *sob sob sob sob* kILl mE imMMm sO EDgeeEE My mOM GrowenDEd mEeE oH pOORrr mEE11!!1!!1
Teacher: . - . um ok

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 12, 2021

Middle School

3 years of hell (sometimes maybe two or four).
let me just list em:
1. Snitches patrol the whole campus
2. empty nicotine juice bottles everywhere
3. You get in trouble for bull shit
4. Test scores are easily messed up
5. Teachers have favorites
6. Lunch is a fucking rip off
7. 6th graders start to flirt with 8th graders (mostly 6th grade hoes)
8. Annoying "popular" group of people that always climb on top of each other to feel good, when they still feel like shit
9. Un-developed losers that haven't even hit puberty, yet tease you for being flat
10. Bunch of people go through the emo phase (trust me, it's real)
11. Teachers have no mercy
12. The school bus is full of ass farts
13. Boys get fuck boy hair styles over the summer
14. PE sucks
15. Parents overreact on your grades

Enjoy!

Incoming 6th grader: "oh my gosh, i am never gonna swear, i will also be myself for middle school."

8th grader: "shut your bubble gum dum dum lookin ass the fuck up."

by mel that big boy June 28, 2019

Middle finger

A finger used to show ur superior than everyone else around you

I looked at bob and put up the middle finger

by DeezRBig April 17, 2022