Teeth tax

Extra money you have to spend to fix, replace, upgrade etc. because of a pet's destructive teeth
Teeth tax is commonly needed when owners have a dog that rips up its toys and you have to get the kind of toys that aren't easily destroyed, the extra money needed for these "high quality" toys, is Teeth tax

Another reason you'd need to pay teeth tax is when a pet chews up a personal belonging and it needs to be replaced

"Dang it! My ferret chewed up his hammock last night, and I'm not in the mood to pay teeth tax to get a new one!"

by Chicago Mj June 29, 2015

truth troll

A person that constantly bombards you with the truth

Don't be like Jim, Jim's a dumbass be like ty, ty is a master truth troll all he does is hit you with the truth online

by Tslaughter June 20, 2016

Truth Laundering

Truth Laundering. Just like Money Laundering but with the truth. When the search to find the truth requires following so many different leads and sources that the real truth will never actually be found.

There are so many sources of misinformation on the way to really find the truth, this is pure Truth Laundering!
-Describing the Trump Administration

by HoleWrecker July 28, 2017

Teeth-stick

Teeth-stick is what you call lipstick that is on someone’s teeth.

Did you see Denise’s teeth-stick? Someone should tell her about it, so she can wipe it off.

by E. Dubs. October 4, 2018

Truth

To deem a statement as truth, one must summon a wise ginger. As gingers are endangered and just wild. They have seen the worst of the world, so can therefore only state truth.

A wise ginger told me that Fortnite is dead, this is the truth

by NooberPK November 8, 2018

tethics

a universal ethos created by Galvin Belson; an abbreviation for "tech ethics"

"how can I allow you to be on my tethics pledge? that would be... untethical" -Galvin Belson

by incut December 9, 2019

Teeth Gang

Tooth be told, our teeth allow us to smile, talk to other people, and eat our favourite foods. Everyone has a smile that is different from anyone else's, and that makes us, as human beings, special. A regular human adult has a set of 32 permanent teeth and without these, our smiles wouldn’t be complete and we wouldn’t be able to enjoy the food we love. Because of this, people should appreciate the concept of their teeth more and realize how important it is in everyday life in today’s society.

Kim Lip: Hyejoo, did you hear about this movement called “Teeth Gang”?

Olivia Hye: 네, they really appreciate teeth a lot and I see why. :oliviateef:
(The individuals named are from the korean girl group, “Loona”)

by The Preacher of the Good Word December 22, 2020