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Magic Toaster

Any Macintosh computer, whether it be a desktop or laptop. Game companies despise the Magic Toaster, seeing it fit only to make toast (which it fails at doing anyways.) The Magic Toaster needs specialized equipment in order to do simple tasks. This is why the vast majority of programs either are PC or Mac compatible. The Magic Toaster simply cannot handle the PC's superiority.
My college major required me to use a Mac, so I switched over from the PC, only to find all my programs don't work with it. Now I have determined it doesn't work for anything, except make toast after heating up after an hour of use. Magic Toaster sux.
by Hojtastic September 2, 2009
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Toaster Strudel

When a guy jacks off on a girls stomach when she is on her period. The girl is the pastry, the period blood is the jelly, and the jizz is the icing.
George: Dude I heard Kate was on her period, did you guys not hook up?
Bill: Nah, I gave her a Toaster Strudel.
by Throbbingbloodtube November 14, 2016
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Tampon Taster

Look at that Tampon Taster over there, he sprays coating on the Queen Mary every day.
by HUMANDICTIONARY July 12, 2006
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ToasterVII🍞#6949 Day

something that needs to be removed from this website
ToasterVII🍞#6949 day needs to be removed
by lanmor2013 April 18, 2022
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Turf Taster

by Southern Transplant May 1, 2009
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toasters, the

generally thought of as the first/longest running ska band in the U.S

it is possible that the name originates from the term "toasting" which means to talk or chant over a rhythm or beat and is sometimes used in ska and other african/jamaican music. it could also come from the old slang for gun, OR the literal kitchen appliance.
me: hey, do you have any toasters, the?
store guy: uh, we dont sell kitchen appliences.
me: no, not A toaster. THE toasters.
store guy: oh... no. we only have shitty music. sorry.
me: yeah.

toasters, the
by ghettostarchild August 22, 2007
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toaster party

A party to which all invited brings their fave toaster
"Yo, I went to this sick toaster party the other night. It was lit, fam!"
by LBB8 December 13, 2017
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