Popped Toast

When a male, suddenly pops a raging hard on, and has an urge to have anal sex with his toaster

Jacob: Damn, Brandon just popped toast
Alex: ya hes a freak, hes super freaky

by The Fapmaster August 19, 2011

little toast

A verb used to describe the feeling of being warm, happy, content, comfortable and full. Usually occurs before falling asleep.

While wrapped in a blanket after a delicious meal - "mmm, I'm being a little toast."

by tealight7 November 3, 2011

otis thomas

a black man who loves to make money and laugh at jokes, also got his car stolen from his house last night, haha i stole your car!

Otis thomas went to his school and got caught on urban dictionary.com

by mrowningu34590 October 21, 2013

French Toast People

People who rush to their nearest grocery store, at the slightest hint of snow, to buy eggs, bread and milk.

Tom: I hear there's a blizzard coming this weekend.
Sally: Yeah, I'm sure those french toast people are buying everything in sight already.

by SamnDraight May 1, 2016

Lamp Toast

Toast cooked from the heat of a table lamp.

Lamp Toast is the G.O.A.T.

by LampToast June 26, 2016

Blood toast

When making French toast and making it red with food coloring so it looks grim

I made Blood Toast for Halloween

by Geinstein June 15, 2018

Coke toast

French toast but instead of powdered sugar, you use cocaine

Guy 1: My roommate leaves his cocaine laying around, I was making French toast the other day and it was a bad time. Well at first it was a really good time but then... it wasn’t

Guy 2
...
I want some coke toast

by ICan'tDecideOnWhatNameIWant April 30, 2020