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SIM Card Switch

Verb.
The process of putting your sim card into your old phone when your parents take your phone because you're grounded. SIM card switching is commonly done by teens.
Teen1: "Hey!!"

Teen2: "Hey how're you texting i thought you were grounded?"

Teen1: "I did a SIM card switch and I'm using my old phone :) I'm so smart."

Teen2: "That IS smart.. I'm gonna do that next time I'm grounded!"
by LaramieT1o28 February 24, 2011
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Taylor Swift

A demeaning term used make fun of a certain female's small or obsolete breasts.
"You have Taylor Swift boobs"

"YOU BASTARD TAKE THAT BACK!!"
by BRADYMYERS1 January 16, 2010
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switch hit

Masterbating, with your non-dominant hand. Much like a "friendly stranger", it supposedly gives one the feeling of being tugged by another person.
"If you're right-handed, why don't you jerk off with your right hand?"

"Because if you switch hit, it makes you cum faster."
by D. Gould June 11, 2006
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robert swift

the face of the NBA. not only is he tall, but he owns the boards too. straight out of bakersfield california, swift's career high is 8 points.
Greg: did you watch the sonic game last night?
Jerry: no, but i heard robert swift dominated
Greg: yeah he had 6 points and 5 rebounds
by shitnigga April 2, 2007
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Taylor Swift

An amazing country-pop singer. Some people don't like her music, but it is about love, growing up, family, and things that really go on in people's lives. She is beautiful, and unlike other female celebs, she got famous by her music, not by acting like a slut.
Taylor Swift: sings songs at concert

fan: I want to be just like her!!!!
by TaySwiftyfan13132 December 12, 2011
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switch gears

Verb.
1. In an transmission (car or otherwise), the activity of changing a gear to run the system optimally.

2. Used to describe the activity of having vaginal sex and then casually moving to anal sex. This activity generally surprises girls!
My boyfriend switch gears on me last night and I slapped his ass. He will not get any for a while.

Girl1 Hola chica!
Girl2 My BF swiched gears on me last night.
Girl1 How did that go???
Girl2 I was mad at first, but I got used to it. The best part is when he nuts in my ass, I can't get pregnant! My butt is a bit sore though.
by RobYo June 19, 2008
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switch 1440

skiing backwards off of a booter while spinning 4 times in the air
J- Oh snap did you see TJ Schiller bust out that gorilla switch 1440

JD-ye ye ye that was crunk

J- why would you try something like that

TJ- because its steezy and my brotha told me to
by CR-Jonson July 16, 2008
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