Spite Playlisting

The act of creating a playlist on Spotify out of sheer rage, due to one of the following 13 reasons:

1) You can't figure out how Spotify works.
2) Your favourite brand is getting a new minimalist design.
3) I'm looking at you, Discord...
4) You found some bitch at the club.

5) La La Land.
6) Your goldfish drowns.
7) Your mom.
8) A lemon person has threatened to turn your girlfriend into broth.
9) Edward.
10) Your friend made a deez nutz joke.
11) What do you call a dinosaur that like flies and breathes fire?
12) DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YOUR FACE-
13) You will never know the epic highs and lows of high school football.

Person 1: "That means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football."
Person 2: "I dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs for my nana!"
Person 1: "Shut the fuck up or I'll start spite playlisting..."

by LennyPhoenix May 14, 2021

spateesubday

When you’re life blends because you work night shift and the day of the week is not named correctly so no name is needed

Today is spateesubday because I said so and I care not to know the actual day of the week.

by MustacheMan19XX May 20, 2021

Spiteopoly

The action of refusing to go bankrupt in a game of Monopoly by using drastic measures, like mortgageing and selling all of your properties and landing on every chance and community chest tile.

Ben: Why won't you go bankrupt? You have 1 railroad left!
Leo: Spiteopoly baby, I'm very difficult to remove from a monopoly game

by Zemmie July 13, 2021

spoent

A zenyatta player that thinks he carries his team and says that he peaked 3600 when he’s mid plat

Ape is such a fuckin spoent, his dps are carrying him

by bazuso July 27, 2021

soterian

A girl who is really beautiful but not very smart, she is the favourite of the family but yet very evil, if you meet her in life make sure that there is a limit to all thing because she has got a very bad temper.

I got Soterian mad today and boy trust you do not want to do the same.

by Soterian October 28, 2021

Spiteful bastard

A Jack O’Calloghan is a spiteful bastard which means chuir sé meas ar bód a Camala Harris.

God jack you wont kill that child you are such a spiteful bastard

by Anonymous6942017 November 16, 2021

SOTE

Scum of the Earth

Knowing it would take his colleague a while to figure it out, or to seek its meaning on Urban Dictionary, Jason began his text with a subtle-yet-direct salutation - "Dear SOTE..."

by Monkey's Dad August 29, 2021