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spoon leg

After a man pees, there is about a spoon full amount of pee that dribbles out down the leg afterwards. Often shows up as a wet spot around the pants fly.
You should have given your willy a couple more shakes, for now you have spoon leg.
by Dick McCockinhim December 16, 2019
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Scooter spooning

When two individuals are on one electric scooter at the same time.
Look at those two guys scooter spooning. They look like Jack and Rose from the Titanic.
by Bulletbaba July 20, 2021
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smelt the spoon

smelt the spoon is a game where you put a spoon in the microwave, turn it on, and wait for a fire.
by how did you find this October 20, 2021
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spoon toes

Toes that look like spoons. They are often hairy.
Molly: Have you seen Jake without socks on?
Josh: No, why?
Molly: He has hairy ass spoon toes.
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Spoon Recovery

When you're sad, ill, lonely or cold getting into the spooning position with someone will solve everything & make you feel better.
Two people in bed
Person one: Corrr im cold
Person two *Spoons person one*
Person one: Thats better now we are both warm & comfortable, thanks for the Spoon Recovery.

Same applies to being sad, ill or lonely, by being spooned you feel better
by Paula Harris September 11, 2013
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spoon jockey

Someone who be going against they race and shit.
by LordSillyNipples June 24, 2020
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soda spoon

The metal piece used to open a soda can, also known as a soda tab.
The soda spoon broke off the can, so I can't open it now.
by Human#4 August 29, 2023
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