Seriously guys what the actual fuck is the ACTUAL deal with the SpongeBob guy? I really can't wrap my fucking head around it. Aside from critical fat cock theory there is NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT SHIT! Stop making videos about it. Get that shit out of my sight. I couldn't possibly be more upset about this. You have all collectively failed me.
Hym "Seriously, this fucking SpongeBob Guy shit is really getting me. No amount of cleaning my fucking room is going to convert into banging Arianna Grande.... BUT... Being in a SpongeBob musical does... I mean... It TECHNICALLY makes me RIGHT AGAIN (Because bitches love SpongeBob)... But this is my single most hollow victory... I was right... But at what cost? I might actually welcome the lobotomy at this point. We've left absurdity altogether and shifted into insanity. She has to be doing that on purpose. She knows who I am. She knew it would make headlines. An entirely calculated decision. She's trying to ruin 'being right' for me. The ONLY THING I ENJOY and she fucking ruined it. God damn you.... MMMM!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
Get the SpongeBob Guymug. by 2014_chiguy March 17, 2015
Get the SpongeBob framemug. i spongebob my best friend
by ryan betteridge February 1, 2022
Get the spongebobmug. He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. If nautical nonsense be something you wish, then he is your guy.
by Cumdaddy24 February 19, 2019
Get the Spongebob Squarepantsmug. A sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. Known for his soaking abilities, lack of strength, sqaure pants and annoying his neighbor Squidward, who is an octopus and not a squid.
by Foxtube April 21, 2022
Get the Spongebobmug. 
Get the spongebobmug. A famous lost spongebob episode from 2010 that is next to another lost episode called "Red Mist" or Squidward's Suicide. It begins where spongebob's face was sad, He asked Patrick holding Gary on his back if he wanted Fresh Scent or Heavy Duty, when he blinks again, he's still sad but his pupil got so small it was like he was staring at him, a few minutes later, his house becomes darker plus his eyes become red, like if he was having conjunctivitis, with his pupil still small, a few seconds later, he blinks but this time his pupils got enlarged and his mouth disappeared, it then shows spongebob being scrunched inwards before it became black, It appears to a scene where his nose disappeared, he has a crystal shaped black thing in his chest, with his eyes very bloodshotted, it also has a scene where the screen is glitched, plus spongebob looks like Duolingo, i haven't watched the full episode so after that it cuts to black and the episode ends,
by IHATEFURRIESANDSUSVIDEOS! March 5, 2025
Get the Spongebob Bootleg Dumpedmug.