the green apple splatters

your shit turns green,breaks and slams down the toilet while you bleed out and scream in pain. death follows. usual symptoms are cramps, vegan foods and listening to pink floyd non stop. it killed even the aztecs who despised green. in some cases the forces of hell will force their way out leading to you not being able to die but also feeling unending butt pain.

joe: i can't hold it!

(2 hours later)

JOE! ( green shit fills the toilet while joe clings to life)

"i had the green apple splatters, my body is broken, OH GOD NO!!

(craps out skeleton) why can't i die? no dear god (gets dragged to hell)

honey i need to pee

go ahead

(scream)

not again!

by I h8 nes May 1, 2014

Clam Splitter

Slang for male genitalia, otherwise known as "The Slong; Penis; Dominator; Span Javelin".

If your female accomplice, of a horned up disposition requests a bone jump, she may say "Ho baw jaws, give us some of your clam splitter the now!"

by Dom and Andy September 11, 2006

clit splitter

the act of taking your hard cock and fucking your partner in the vagina until you rip her a new hole.

i want you to make a clit splitter in me.

by Ryan Gerard July 12, 2006

Slattery

use the word Slattery to describe when something/someone sucks, "you got it bad", or when something is unfortunate. Slattery can also be used as a verb (ex: you got slattered)

He got cheated on by his girlfriend? Thats the slattery!!!

by missmuffin April 10, 2009

log splitter

to squat over a person's face & take a crap, the turd splitting across the bridge of the nose

I ran into Colby the other day & greeted him with a log splitter

by dhard-as-hell September 22, 2003

Slattery

A Slattery (or Slatteries) is/are a person who is largely indefinable, as far as how they are ranked in coolness.

They can be percieved as cool in one scenario, which usually leads them to be invited to parties; whereupon they are suddenly discovered to be lame.

The strangest phenomenon concerning these people is that once their position has been ascertained at the parties as 'lame', they can quickly revert back to coolness as soon as the following day.

"I just don't know how I feel about him. He seems like he could be a slattery."

"Well, she seemed cool at the movies the other day; but last night she turned out to be a slattery."

"Come on, don't embarrass me! Everyone will think you're just a slattery."

by Angry Pac-Man March 10, 2009

pussy splitter

sum1 that is the best fuck, so good they split your pussy, same with buttcracker

"ooo james, your nigger T over there, he is such a pussy splitter"
"well, call me up Yolana"
"well 2 is beta than 1"
"fuck yeah, im in!"

by baybee gurl May 29, 2004