Soap

A tactical operator in Cod that secretly dropped the soap when he was 18.

Soap: *drops soap*
Dad: ...

by GLITCHSTROKER723 September 27, 2023

Unwrap the soap

Should these things really be so goddam literal?
Going To the Shops - The act of leaving your abode to purchase items of need or want.

"Hey, Mike, I need some milk, so I'm going to the shops"

Unwrap the soap. ffs

by Sean in Dublin December 25, 2007

Big Ass Brick Of Soap

Soaps. I thought it was cough drops at first, but eh. It is designed to meet the high standards of hard working men. Mainly used by U.S veterans.

This new Big Ass Brick Of Soap is inspired by drinking a fine scotch in a wood-paneled den.
Did you know the Big Ass Brick Of Soap was inspired by the military?

by Waea March 4, 2023

SOAP POPE

when thE POPE ROBE GETS STUCK IN HIS BUTTHOLE WHEN DELIVERING SUNDAY MASS AND ALTER CHILDREN ARE FORCED TO CLEAn it.

oh poor timmy did you here what happened to him?
no, what?
he was the soap pope.
oh gross.

by PopeO'Dope November 29, 2017

Soap

you better not drop it

Person: 'drops the soap'

Big buff guy: 'puts it in'

Person: Yeoooowch!

by Urban dictionary user23 January 13, 2024

soap and grope

When you finger a girl in the shower while lathered in soap.

Last night after sex I gave that girl the soap and grope

by BIG THRUSTER February 14, 2023

gay soap club

The Gay Soap Club is an iconic trio who are known for taking pigeons, demonstrating bullying and showing the art of being a homosexual.

I saw the Gay Soap Club today. I asked them for an autograph.

by vemmoyo October 6, 2022