The Great American Sausage

Another way of saying The Penis

Susie is a whore. She's always riding the Great American Sausage into the sunset

by curtHendzell September 17, 2007

Sausage Purse

A vulgar nickname for a woman's vagina.

Dude, that hot chick must have a bangin' sausage purse!

by The KC April 3, 2009

Sausage Warrior

someone who uses someone else's pork sword, generally a homosexual

Adam is a sausage warrior!

stop touching me you sausage warrior

Joel grabbed my pork sword, he is such a sausage warrior

by theshadowgirth February 17, 2010

Sausage Jacket

A girl who sleeps with a lot of different guys. Someone considered easy/slutty/lucky with the lads.

You remember her...........slept with all those guys in one week.......she was a proper sausage jacket!!

by Embeezle January 2, 2015

Sausage muffin

After you give someone a sausage in bread, clap their hands together. Effectively adding another piece of bread, hence forming a sausage muffin. Try not to clap too hard, consequences may be dire.

When a mate passes out and you know he will wake up with a hankering for some good food, give him a sausage muffin!!

by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016

loose sausage meat

Flaccid penis which cannot be funnelled into a condom.

As in "Sorry love, I've got loose sausage meat ".

by Garthy September 19, 2006

Noob-Sausage

Somebody that has no idea what they are talking about at all times. They have no idea what is going on around them either.

Lindsay Lohan is a noob-sausage.

by Larry Queen March 3, 2009