iPod shuffle

The iPod that fits 150 songs, the rule is you either love it or shove it.

Person 1: I just got an iPod shuffle!
Person 2: Cool! I just got an iPod nano
Some Idiots: YOU GUYS REALIZE THEIR DIFFERENT!
Person 1&2: WE DON'T GIVE A CRAP TO WHAT YOU PEOPLE SAY!

**Person 1&2 used their iPods together to battle monsters and bad guys and didn't give a crap if their mp3 players were different**

by **yourr.loverr** April 29, 2006

Mormon shuffle

What one sees almost as soon as they drive into a major Utah town, especially Salt Lake City. It consists of a bunch of Mormon mothers and irritated drivers from out of state swapping lanes with no turn signal or warning. This causes immense traffic jams, that clear up two times a day for ten minutes. Should one happen to be behind a Mormon about to contribute to the Mormon shuffle, it is customary to try not to flip them off, even though 50% of the time they will flip you off for being behind them. The only way to escape the Mormon shuffle is to not drive in Salt Lake City or other major Utah cities.

Oh man, we're going to have to brave the Mormon shuffle to get to Macy's today kids. Better bring some extra movies.

by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007

Shuffled

To be burned without prior notice.

After Charlie mentioned Elliot's job, Elliot immediately shuffled him into silence.

by tommybabe December 13, 2008

Brummie Shuffle

When someone tells you something is ready and it is not - so you end up shuffling back to where they called you from. However eventually when you do the Brummie shuffle back the goods are worth it.

guy 1 "Yo come here and check this out!"
guy 2 "OK"
guy 1 "Oh shit its not ready"
guy 2 "bloody hell i did a brummie shuffle for nothing"
guy 1 "It will be better next time"

by shufflerfromdablackcountry June 22, 2012

Kit-Kat Shuffle

Female masturbation.

''I came home early and caught the wife doing the Kit-Kat shuffle over a picture of George Clooney last night.''

by ZedHead November 14, 2007

Montana Muscle Shuffle

When a man fists two dudes at the same time until their rectums fall out. After the act has been comitted the male shall drink the blood that has been spilled by the victims, then vomit it on the floor. Three men cum on the pile then poor it in a cup, creating a peppermint swirl, then one man shall be selected to be drowned in the peppermint swirl while the rest of the victims shout Montana slang.

Yo me and my girl did a Montana Muscle Shuffle

by Jonny838294 February 23, 2019

The Kieth Olberman Shuffle

When you take thumbtacks, place them as deep as possible into a girls ass skin (to stimulate the never endings of course) meanwhile, you are beating the pussy up with a rolled up news paper until the bleeding lubricates it naturally. When she is close to passed out call her a slut, cut her head off with a chainsaw and put it on a tiki pole. Grab your best Indian outfit and do a sacrificial dance around the pole while sacrificing a live sheep. This is followed by an anal rape session.

Did you throw away the paper honey? i would love to do The Kieth Olberman Shuffle tonight.

by DREKKKKKKKKKKKKK March 8, 2011