A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread

Somebody who's not quite mentally competent
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal

Weird Bus Dude: Hey wanna be my friend????? (waves spastically)
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!

by Wicked Witch of the West February 28, 2009

Two Chromosomes Short of Hillbilly

Used to describe someone who looks as if they possess lower than average intelligence can be male or female of any age – usually found in clapped out Novas around McDonalds car parks and council estates. Can be combined with many other insults -

WARNING – If using insult directly to face – please remember they will not understand the word chromosome – or the word two –

See mouth breather

“Christ! – Look at the mouth breather in the Elisabeth Duke Clown necklace – she looks two chromosomes short of hillbilly”

by Andy The Great July 21, 2003

national kiss/hug a short person day

the definition of national kiss/hug a short person day~ occurs on every friday in december and you have the permission to kiss/hug any short person.

Aye dude, it’s national kiss/hug a short person day!

by someoneeeee(: December 4, 2018

Short Train

A massive orgy in which each male has his penis in the man in front of him creating a 'train' of gay sex. Derives from common acts followed by the Ezekiel Short

Andrew: Gosh, my hand is cramped from last night's Short Train!
Wilson: At least your penis isn't covered in toxic fingerpaint, that Ezekiel Short got way out of hand and into my rectum last night!

by UNOWN31 June 28, 2010

riding the short bus

Someone stupid. A dumbass or gimp. Basically, being retarded.

That kid's riding the short bus.

by krazykangaroo March 20, 2005

come up short

1) To exert much effort but still fail miserably
2) Fall short of a goal
3) To get busted, caught red handed

1) It took him years to save all that money only to get it all stolen. That's what he gets for hiding all that cash in his house instead of putting it in the back. What a way to come up short!

2) He was banging this married chick. They were at her house fucking and her husband came home. Her husband was a cop! That guy came up short.

by NLL November 11, 2005

short timer

After turning in your resignation, you end up not giving a damn about your job during the remaining two weeks notice you gave them

Sure, I'm leaving and gave two weeks notice, but I REALLY want it to be over NOW. I have short timer disease

by Devious Steve O May 30, 2006