Lee Shell

Jumping on the cock of whatever sports team is winning at the time.

Lee Shell: I Love the Atlanta Braves.

(BRAVES LOSE)

(Reds Lose)

Lee Shell: I Love the Cincinnati Reds

(Giants win the world series)

Lee: OMFG I LOVE THE GIANTS, Giants fan FOR LIFE!

by O man that was cool January 17, 2011

Clam-Shell Eyes

when your eyes become extremely squinty and a little swollen after smoking marijuana, each resembling a tiny clam

Sally gets the worst clam-shell eyes when she smokes, they look so much like little clams !

by blurrryvision September 4, 2012

Turtle Shell

A turtle shell is when your dick is so shriveled and soft that it is practically retracting back into you, similar to how a turtle goes into its shell. A turtle shell usually occurs after you have just ejaculated or after you get out of water.

"Dude, my dick is turtle shelled right now since I just got out of the pool"

by Dickle Pickle102 June 16, 2017

pop shell

Shooting

12 in the morning pop shells for a living

by anonymous July 9, 2021

dropped a red shell

To fart when someone is walking closely behind.

Oh man, i was walking up the stairs and i dropped a red shell on steve, hee was sick in the bin. wtf! hahaha

by WAZMACKENZIE May 16, 2010

Shellacking

What happens to a President of the United States of America when his agenda goes against what the American people believe he should be doing.

Barack Obama "And -- and that's something that -- now, I'm not recommending for every future president that they take a shellacking like I did last night."

by Tom68 November 7, 2010

Shell Crack

When swimming in an ocean or a body of water with shells in it, you go to change out of your swimming suit and shells pour all over the floor and are stuck up in your ass.

After I swam in the Atlantic Ocean, I went home to take a shower and I had some serious Shell Crack!

by Kaneloke November 5, 2007