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B-Man Shuffle

A defensive tactic that can be employed in an intoxicated streetfight against multiple sober opponents. Your belt is removed and thrown away, and your pants are dropped completely to your ankles. You then waddle up to the fight like a penguin with fists raised in "fighting irish" position. No one wants to fight a drunk naked man, and a slow getaway follows.
Dude, how did we not get our asses kicked by those bouncers last night? Well we were outnumbered, but Connors pulled the ol' B-man shuffle and got us out alive.
by Newfie Francis January 11, 2009
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Poke and Shuffle

When a skier is mimicking a style of skiing made popular in the 1980's. This particular style is very similar to what was known as parallel skiing, which has now been deemed out of date and very uncool with the advent of shaped skis. One can identify this style if a skier has a their skis together, is putting pressure on the back of the skis, has a ridiculous amount of body rotation, flails their poles about in a wide radius, and is wearing brightly colored one-piece ski suits also from the 1980's.
Look at that yeti doing the Poke and Shuffle in jeans! (laughter typically ensues)
by SkiUnit August 19, 2008
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Breakfast Coupon Shuffle

Primarily used in the hospitality industry; The act of offering breakfast coupons to disgruntled guests to remedy absolutely any type of negative situation. It's a very cheap (virtually free) means of averting the guest's attention as well as mildly satisfying them.
That guest was pissed dawg...pulled the ol' breakfast coupon shuffle and she was fine.
by T and D Associates August 21, 2008
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Shuffle Shitlist

(n). the list of songs that you meant to delete, but are still on your ipod from who knows when. songs on the shuffle shitlist serve as a form of embarrassment when your ipod is played on shuffle in front of your homies.
Guy #1:Dude, why do you still have "Like A Slave" on your ipod?
Guy#2: My bad bro, that song is on my shuffle shitlist.
by RKOWALSKI January 14, 2009
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Shreffler

Knows how to get ass, make money, very smart, has a lot of friends, very funny and goofy and knows how to PARTY LIKE A FUCKIN' ROCK STAR! A Shreffler is very caring and will do anything for anyone. Has a lot of personality and treats everyone as equal. An all-around great guy. very honest and works hard for everything. Is great with the ladies and fuckin great in bed. often compared to Stiffler from the American Pie movie LOL
Shreffler is partying hard and is about to take that girl over there home!
by Shreffy February 4, 2009
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pink shuffle

A sign of our times: when a girl sets her cellphone on vibrate and tucks it in her crotch wile she drive/sits at work/whatever and is expecting a call at any moment. When the phone 'rings,' the girl tends to shuffle a bit in her seat.
I was at a stoplight and saw this girl in the car next to me looking like she was cumming. Then she pulled a phone from between her legs. It was a pink shuffle.
by Tom Bosch October 6, 2008
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