ginger salmon

A famous term given to hoobastanks around your neighborhood. Commonly misconcieved by people as possesing red hair. Truly, only a small percent of ginger salmon posess red hair as an attribute; however most giner salmon are devilishly attractive, while at the same time poop and lift weights. These cunt-like tendancies are found attractive to only men such as shanthamothaf*ckinbird and Michael T. Mueller. These men are at times bi-sexual in nature, but loving towards all creatures.

Pat- Hey Shan, have you seen alex diverde lately??

Shan- Naww, he's at the club gettin his ginger salmon on with the hermaphrodites ;) :P lol :)

by SCALLHOGEN BISCUIT August 8, 2010

SEAMONKEY

referred to as the turbo-charged coupe car that was first imported from germany in the early 80's.
newer version resemble to chrysler sebring, but do not confuse the two!
seamonkey owners have sent many complaints about their cars being confused with the chrysler model and request that manufactors change the body build or to stop making the seamonkeys.
chrysler took these complaints to heart and in 2005 the last sebring coupe was distributed to the public.

"damn that seamonkey is fast!"

"you wanna race my seamonkey?!"

"that is a luxurios seamonkey that you have there!"

by crazygirl21 October 18, 2008

salmons

Slang often referring to physically abusing another person on the basis of their sexual preference.

Mike was given a salmons just for walking out of the gay bar.

by Denmark-Dan December 3, 2006

salmon helmet

The sexual act of a man or woman putting thier entire head into a vagina.

Last night I gave your mom a salmon helmet.

by Destroy89 June 11, 2006

Alaskan Salmon Catcher

The gay/lesbian version of the Alaskan Skydiver or Spear thrower.

GiGi catapulted off the bed onto Emily attempting the Alaskan Salmon Catcher; however, she failed and could tragically no longer have children.

by emgigi July 7, 2009

Salmon meringue

That white goo that cums out of certain women's vaginas or the dried residue from it on her underwear.

"Could I please have the meat taco entree with a side of salmon meringue?"

by sploogio July 20, 2006

Salmon

Verb. To salmon someone. The awkward for both parties act of slapping your hand back and forth from a posterior entry point, at the knee in an anatomically vertical trajectory Toward the groin, while obnoxiously announcing the word “salmon” repetitively until the victim breaks contact.

Watch me salmon the shit out of Ricky.

by SACollab October 17, 2020