Sectionals

When two pasty lesbians do the dirty with a broccoli and a lobster

Mallori and Shayne had a round of sectionals while listening to NPR

by Swagmastersarim July 30, 2016

section vision

Noun, relating to Waiting/Waitressing

The state of only looking at your assigned section, ignoring all other patrons.

The complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you're serving.

Friend: Hey! We've been at that table over there forever.
Me: Sorry homie! I have section vision. I didn't even know you were there!

by lastfrontiermama October 29, 2016

sectional couch

crappy ass couch for an elderly couple

my grandma and pappy got a sectional couch

by crzygolf2000 June 23, 2017

Seasick Pirate

The act of ejaculating in your own eye, blinding yourself, and on your lip often causing dry heaving, making you look like a pirate that is suffering from sea sickness

I accidentally came in my eye and on my lip, I looked like a seasick pirate

by Idothisforshitsandgiggles January 31, 2018

seisia

If you are given the name Seisia you're an amazing person, you love to have a laugh with your mates. You are very popular with both females and males ;) and people just love the thought of you around. You are kinda hot but not at the same time

Oh is that Seisia, he's so cool
I wish I could be like him

by Ingleurat May 15, 2018

Sensi Bomb

Something that blows up a sensitive person, i.e. make them have “all the feels.”

Why did you send me that clip from America's Got Talent at 8:45 in the morning? I'm crying at my desk. You can be dropping a sensi bomb on me this early.

by yaboyJTonez June 13, 2018

secrillegal

Secretly illegal

That's secrillegal

by Thugas1738 June 16, 2018