Security Leak

When sponsoring an impoverished child in a 3rd world country, the child manages to find out a few truths about you and demonstrates something called '3rd world integrity'.

See Example when the child writes a scathing letter to the sponsor.

Example of SECURITY LEAK

Dear Sponsor,

I am not happy with you. I hear you are a fat, balding, jerkoff who masturbates to the Target Underwear Catalogue. You have no friends, a crappy car and don't wipe your ass properly. DO NOT SEND ANY MORE MONEY!!

Regards,
Mbutu

by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010

Sequel

Having sex multiple times in one night with the same or different partners. Also, having multiple orgasms.

Wow, the sequel was far better than the original with her.
My girl always has sequels

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Security Wipe

When you go to the bathroom and wipe your ass because your Fart felt like it could have been wet, but you aren't sure it was a shart.

Used in the confirmation of a shart.

I had to go make a security wipe because I've been eating a lot of taco bell lately and it felt slightly moist.

by Darkearwig September 1, 2017

Sequel

The second half of a shit you started but had to cut short, or just wouldn't come out.

Usually sequels aren't as good as the original, but that one was twice the size.

by Delusionofgrandeur September 18, 2017

Sequander

To acquire something without stealing it.
Or to steal nicely.

"Trevor left his hoodie at my house. I've sequandered it"

by EthicalPowerSlut March 24, 2019

Sequoia

Sequoia is a graceful butterfly who is able to swim. Way to go sequoia.

Boy: if only I could swim like a butterfly
Sequoia: well I can
Boy: ok

by Friendsyay July 9, 2019

security nebbish

The equivalent of a Star Trek Redshirt, these ominous looking people are usually dressed in black tactical gear (but also can be in street clothes.)Their only purpose is to be killed by the protagonist (if they are protecting the bad guys) or killed by the antagonist or his minions (if they are protecting the Good Guys). It is pointless having them around in either situation because their main use is to plug up gaping plot holes in an idiotic movie.

"Man, look at all of that firepower!"
"Most of them are Security Nebbishes so they won't be able to harm us."

by CryHavoc July 17, 2019