Definitions by EthicalPowerSlut

Sex

The motivation behind literally everything else I do or have learned to do in life.

"I learned to play guitar to get sex."
"I got out of bed to get back into bed with someone else... to have sex."

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To acquire something without stealing it.
Or to steal nicely.

"Trevor left his hoodie at my house. I've sequandered it"

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