spoonbation

When one vigorously shoves a spoon repeatedly up ones vagina and/or anus

Elizabeth: I totally spoonbated last night

April: you what?
Beth: when you shove a spoon up there and masturbate???

April: oh....
Beth: yeah spoonbation!

by Ginacharles0412 February 28, 2018

Spoon

A particularly stupid individual.

"The moon landing was fake."
"You're a fucking spoon."

by jojiighei May 11, 2018

Spoon tick

A small balled up piece of cotton, usually found on a spoon or other device that has been used to inject illegal drugs. The cotton ball is used as a filter after a drug has been cooked in a spoon. It is dropped into the bowl of the spoon to strain the liquid and weed out any chunks of impurities that have not melted. The needle and syringe then extract the liquid through the cotton filter to inject. Leftover balls of cotton are sometimes hoarded by the drug user for later use, or to swallow when desperate for a high.

Amy is at it again, her drawer was filed with spoon ticks again.

by YepShesCrazy October 31, 2018

Sapona

1. Sapona was a concrete-hulled cargo steamer that ran aground near Bimini during a hurricane in 1926. The wreck of the ship is easily visible above the water, and is both a navigational landmark for boaters and a popular dive site. It is also a good place to see tropical fish attracted to it as an artificial reef.

2. People with this name are not, in fact, boats. They belong to a tribe of epic gamers . Not every friend group has one, but ones that do are extremely lucky.

People with this name can also be mistaken for crackheads, though similar in demeanor, Saponas do not actually consume crack. Their behaviour is naturally generated through companionship and love.

Person: oh shit, is that Sapona?

Person 2: No, that's just the local crackhead.

Person: I'm talking about the boat!

by Rottentothebittercore October 16, 2019

Spooncil

the spooncil is a pencil attached to a spoon, normally by the eraser, used to consume food and write at the same time

i used a spooncil to eat while writing

by jesus inc. January 27, 2020

Spoondrift

Spray blown up from the surface of the sea

The mist from the spoondrift made our clothes wet

by Amethyst563 November 5, 2020

shpooner

When you are spooning someone so tightly and deeply that you become furnaced and feel like you’re in a bath.

Babe, I’m cold. Let me get up in your shpooner.

by Lucyworm April 16, 2021