swiss army nipple

Nips with a purpose

My Swiss army nipple creates problems

by Yet skirt skeet July 9, 2017

Swiss Twinkie

When an elderly woman gets a creampie and holds it in for 33 minutes.

Grandma had a Swiss Twinkie in the home last week.

by TwinkyWinkeee September 30, 2023

swiss hat trick

A hat trick in soccer is scoring three goals in one game. A German hat trick is scoring three consecutive goals in the same half, a much more difficult task.

On a weekend vacation break, having sex with three different (fresh meat) partners is a hat trick. Three partners in a 24 hour period is a German hat trick.

A Swiss hat trick is similar to a German hat trick but quirkier. The difference is no washing during the 24 hour period.

A Swiss hat trick is having intercourse with three different sexual partners within a 24 hour period with zero intimate washing.

You must be a true pulling machine to complete the Swiss hat trick. Ron completed it in Skegness after a couple of previous Swiss braces.

by Geordie6 June 16, 2024

Swiss yummy

Getting a bit of the cockadooky on the old grandma jones machine. Then using it to finish on the bean bag jones.

Gave her the ol Swiss yummy.

by Bricklayer Jones January 17, 2025

Western Swiss Cheese

You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.

Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.

by Rhino_Rex July 1, 2016

Block of swiss cheese

A way to say that someones is stupid, their brain has got holes in it,like swiss cheese

P1: vaccinations cause autism
P2: no they dont you block of swiss cheese

by SsaltTMmanN September 7, 2020

Swiss bank account

Da "hush-hush" refrigerated-storage locale where ya stash yer undeclared wheels and/or wedges of tasty porous cheese so dat da greedy IRS "mice" won't "nibble" on it. You just always hope dat nobody "rats you out".

Mice who are expert at surreptitiously removing da bait from traps without getting "caught" could likely accumulate a fairly-sizable "Swiss bank account" if (A) there are a number of baited traps around his locale, and (2) if da humans who set da traps keep re-baiting them whenever they see dat da previous cheese-block is gone.

by QuacksO March 6, 2023