time-spamming

What you call someone's chat when they start talking shit to you, especially when you're busy and don't have time for their irrelevant fantasies.

Guillaume: "Hey Bruce, one day I'm going to invent a new type of punctuation mark with three dots and a squiggle. And I'll get money to help lobby the International Syntax Symposium from a Nigerian with lottery money locked up in a private bank in Rangoon."

Bruce: "Stop time-spamming me you asshole."

by _bruce September 5, 2012

spam-sloth

A man who purchases prostitutes so that he may perform cunnilingus on them.

Chris, the spam-sloth, has an unquenchable hunger for the succulent taste of meat curtains.

by Pat Bateman May 1, 2005

Spam Surfing

The act of a spammer on a forum going to a long-dead (and usually extremely stupid) thread, and then spamming it a lot so it becomes on the front page.

Noobs are our Friends!

Spammer: SPAM SPAM SPAM

Spammer: SPAM SPAM SPAM

Spammer: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

Spammer: Woot Im Spam Surfing!

by Xskull July 1, 2007

cam spam

A type of comment spam that frequently appears on youtube and other video sites, posted by cam whores as a means of self-promotion.

1. There are no legitimate comments on this video anymore, its all full of cam spam

2. SeXyBrTTNY69 -- Oohhh nice video, I feel naughty, check out my profile lol

by l33tgeist November 28, 2007

Head Spam

The act of passing out on one's keyboard to create a long line of random key strokes in a chat room.

<CoolGuy105> lulz that guy got pwnd XD
<UpYours420> Ha, suck on that bee-otch
<ThatGuyOverThere> I think he did pretty good.
<noobKnight>wpbiwffrvvvvvvvvvvvvvgbbbbhnyuj7mik8,lil'
<CoolGuy105> wtf
<noobKnight> k,,,,,,,,,llll,hjgnhjkh,khl.;/'
<UpYour420> dude i think he passed out
<noobKnight> wrgfwirfhiwrljgtbmhnjmk.;;./
<CoolGuy105> dammit were getting head spamed.

by JoshMi July 27, 2011

spam head

A Person with an unusally large forehead

Edward Cartwrite and brainy people somtimes have these unsally large foreheads

by Marc June 6, 2003

attention spam

A condition resulting in a failure to process basic facts or comprehend common knowledge, due largely to having a mind full of useless information.

Kali's numerous typos were a result of her suffering from attention spam.

by Shamika Jones May 20, 2008