sales director

Typical illegal immigrant i.e. gets money for no work. All though this type of illegal immigrant somehow manages to do it without being a burden to society instead they burden the unfortunate good people of their company by blagging their way to the top and then using their rather un-deserved power to gain things like….. I don’t know……Golf days, shopping vouchers, endless nights out and , oh yer, let us not forget entire houses!!!!

That bastard cost me my company car and annual bonus, he's a right sales director!!!

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Nico Sales

a jew .

Erica is a Nico Sales

by a N4Z|. June 30, 2009

sanassa

Sanassa is a common phrase used by people with skin deffiency problems, such a orangitis, tango-itis and turbotwatism.

If you find someone quoting this phrase, its very obvious that these people are suffering from the dellusions that they are an orange.

I know what you've been up to!! sanassa syndrome, it means you've been renting yourself you scummy slut!!

by jordan ross December 14, 2008

Dog Salesman

A man dressed as a wizard, with many dogs on leads all around him. He can stop time in order to try and sell you a dog.

"Shit man, time has stopped for no apparent reason! what is going on?" *dog salesman appears with multiple dogs* "Would you like to purchase this dog young sir?" "why of course, are you doing a buy one get one tree special offer?" "why yes, i am... you can have this brown dog and a tree for only £3.99" "i'll take it!" *dog salesman disapears. Time Resumes*

by Earlobe manipulation expert. December 9, 2008

Safesafe

A general greeting and acknowledgement/ Well-wishing to a friend or acquaintance.

Origin- Fairford

It's been fun but I'm off now. Safesafe.

by Fairfizzle101 September 16, 2013

Sagest

When your balls hang so low that they scrape to the beat of Arabian drums

My grandfather always had a Sagest

by Quabango June 25, 2014

Sadness

Sadness feels like something in your heart is slowly dying and it also feels like a sharp pain in the heart. It makes you dwell upon past situations, wishing you had a good friend that's there for you that wouldn't make up lies/ become fake.

The girl who remains quiet in class might actually be experiencing sadness.

by Cheeselover4 August 13, 2017