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Nick Salem

A very hot sexy male, who sells dank.
Someone call Nick Salem, hes hot and got good weed.
by Justifyed August 21, 2008
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Stop Sign Salami

When one idiot driver at a stop sign is so afraid of oncoming traffic that they won't budge and it causes a long line of cars to back up, resembling sausage links.
Tom: Can you believe this @@#$%!?
Ed: (honking) Go you idiot! It's been clear both ways for a full minute!
Joe: (just pulling up to the end of the line) Crap, I'm late and it's another Stop Sign Salami because that fool in the minivan won't go!
by killersbytrade April 2, 2009
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Town of Salem

Also known as ToS, not to be mistaken with Terms of Service. A social deduction game. Mostly unknown to people that don't play it, it is inspired by similar party games such as mafia and werewolves. Anyone who compares it to Among Us deserves to be executed.
Person 1; "Hey, I'm going to play some Town of Salem this afternoon. Wanna join?"
Person 2; "Wasn't that that game that looked like Among Us?
Person 1; *Grabs revolver* "Alright then.. Night two... shooting 2."
by Violins are always the answer. October 13, 2021
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Disappearing Salami

The disappearing salami is another term for banging your mom. This term is disguised as a "Magic Trick". This word is told to naive people or small children what you were doing in there mother's room.
Kid- What were you doing in my mom's room?

Strange Man- I was preforming a magic trick!

Kid- What's it called?

Strange Man- Shh its a secret...

Kid- Tell me!

Strange Man- The disappearing salami...

Mom- Arthur, come back to bed!
by MellowYello April 6, 2013
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salamander

the greasy turd that shoots out after a large meal with green chili, sloppy joes or beer
Wow.. all that beer and burritos last night made me dump a salamander in stall 1!!
by mimesscareme April 1, 2009
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tainted salami

When you dip your dick in paint then proceed to slap a person in the face.
I woke up my brother with a tainted salami.
by Michael Megyery June 11, 2006
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SIlly Salamander

Someone trying to do something funny/cool but ends up screwing things up
Jimmy: Oh no! I burned our tickets to the basketball game attempting to do a magic trick!
Bobby: You silly salamander!!!
by Silly Salamander January 7, 2015
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