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runner build

A term used to describe a skinny or gaunt male body type in an online dating or chat profile. Often used by gay men (but certainly not exclusively), the term does not actually refer to the lean muscular frame of in shape sprinters, long distance or marathon runners, etc., but rather is a euphemism for a slim body with little or no muscle tone or definition. If you have low body fat, but are unfit, you have a "runner build." It's better than fat and unfit, right? Compare with disingenuous sports related fat body euphemisms like linebacker build or football player build, and contrast with swimmers build.
29, 6'3", 140 lbs., br, br, trim, runner build, 8"c (NOT AOL inches). Sane, stable, software engineer. Mature for my age.
by A. Hick July 24, 2006
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Muddy Rudder

A nautical technique used to direct sailboat's when the rudder is broken. One party on the boat inserts his penis into another's anus, thereby placing fecal matter on the penis to use for grip. The penis is then dipped in the water to provide direction to the craft.
We were in a tight spot when the boat lost it's steering, but I used a muddy rudder to get us back on course.
by dave invented it May 22, 2006
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home star runner

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shawwwwn awr ess a oowm staw wunna
by austin December 5, 2003
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Randerson

Confused. Lost in a hazy world beyond comprehension
by Jim July 18, 2006
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ruder

stuff that a chick vomits after sucking a huge dick
ew! oh my god, iris, you still have some ruder at the side of your mouth
by pattttyyyy September 30, 2012
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Render

Photoshop's feature that makes your computer extremely hot for five minutes, after which nothing is accomplished.
I was wondering why the fuck the image was coming up with all these jagged lines. When I found a Render button I figured….ohhhh…that’s the button that’s gonna do ultra high sampling ’n’ stuff
and this jagged piece of crap is just a quick, working render so gpus don’t melt ,but apparently “Render” means….”Get Hot for 5 Minutes”
by iLikeSquirtles February 24, 2015
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Double Dutch Rudder

all in all just a dutch rudder but with two males each holding there own penis and performing the act on each other with there other arm.
Man all the ladies left me and Mark and the party so we got our freak on with the double dutch rudder.
by Darryl Jacoby March 14, 2009
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