A person incapable of achieving or sustaining a sexually viable erection without using a elastic or other impromptu tourniquet employed as a means erectile enhancement.
If susan is able to hide all of the elastics and hair clips in the house by dinner , she will be spared the unpleasantness of sex with her "rubber band man of a husband" husband who cound'nt do more than chump up without a small constrictive ban squeezing the base of his cock.
by fishpaw February 19, 2009
Get the rubber band man mug.1) A guy that puts on a condom before sex while riding on top of a train that is moving through a low clearing. He must use a "rubber", and he must "duck" in order to stay safe.
"I wish Ezekial wasn't such a pussy. He never takes unnecessary risks, and on our way to Florida he insisted on being a rubber duck. At least he kept his heads safe."
by ThatGuyWhoWroteSomething October 21, 2009
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by The Second-Hand Condom Man August 26, 2011
Get the Rubber Repeat mug.Jeff: "see that chick? I totally hit that"
David: "really? me too! did you play with her rubber nipples?"
Jeff: "yea, i pulled em so long they hung to her belly button"
David: "really? me too! did you play with her rubber nipples?"
Jeff: "yea, i pulled em so long they hung to her belly button"
by pirate_wendy December 15, 2008
Get the Rubber Nipple mug.who's that guys with the stick, pointing at that rubber band? duh you fucking motard, that's the rubber band guy!
by MeowMixer October 5, 2004
Get the Rubber band guy mug.Phrase used meaning you did not fall over. Comes from the understanding that rubber is the material on the bottom of your shoes.
by hiker605 May 6, 2015
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by dirty few August 3, 2008
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