Red Ruffed Lemur

The most lamest un-beastly animal alive, that is soo less beastly compared to the amazing beastly wombat. This animal sucks!

OMG i hate that gay Red Ruffed Lemur that animal is so un-beastly.

by Billyroxmysox March 16, 2008

the Sniper rifle

This is a take on the rusty trombone.....

The chick grabs your shaft like the barrel of a sniper rifle, she grabs your nuts like its the trigger handle of said sniper rifle and she then puts her eye over (into) your brown eye like the scope on a sniper rifle.

Props to joe R

That chick was a sick fuck...she started out giving me a rusty trombone and before I know it she pulled the sniper rifle on me.

by Joe-Joe R January 2, 2009

raffety

1-something that is disturbingly and ridiculously gay.
2-the state of being an obnoxious homosexual that has aids and looks at you like zoolanders blue steel and sometimes magnum.

1-man that gay pride parade was so raffety.
2-we shouldn't hang out with troy anymore he is getting so raffety these days.

by troy fagman raffety October 11, 2009

Smegma rifle

a special rifle that fires the collected smegma from around the unwashed foreskin

She stroked my rifle and it disharged an unrequested round of smegma to the eye

by chap the lad October 18, 2003

Riffersnaff

It's when a girl scissor chops your dick off with her legs

She riffersnaffed me last night!

by Heysunshine September 25, 2015

Roffer

Real offer. When you offer to help someone do something and will not resent them if they take you up on it.
ant. Foffer

I'm going to the store can I get you anything, Joel? This is a roffer.

by Lollipop2554 September 4, 2017

tit rifle

General wasters of time, idiots

That tit rifle made a right pigs ear of it

by CUNTE55A August 21, 2017