retardism

A philosophy or the actual physical act that demonstrates one's stupidity and statements thereof. onesided,tithead,
slow,retard,asshole,moron

The asshole of a boss was preaching his regular spiel of bullshit which was nothing more than retardism.

by spikeB028 November 11, 2006

Retrogrouch

-noun
1. One who is skeptical of technological developments until their usefulness and reliability have been proven.
2. One who insists on minimalist equipment that may be user-serviced.
3. Sagacious but irritable expert.
4. A person who prefers natural and/or organic materials over metals and synthetics.

1. He's such a retrogrouch; he's still riding a bike with a Brooks leather saddle and friction gear shifters.

2. That retrogrouch is still using a film camera.

3. If it's not made of wood, it's not a real sailboat, as far as that retrogrouch is concerned.

by macungie January 13, 2009

even retards get to fuck sometimes

when someone, who gets extremely lucky at something, starts talking shit and it pisses you off.

person A: HAHA you suck at hold em! I am the man motherfucker. I called your all-in bet and took you out biatch.
person B: You runner-runner'd me u lucky fuck.
person A: I knew that shiet was coming out and I knew you had the four of a kind and i would get my straight flush.
person B: yup. even retards get to fuck sometimes.

by MY JOT IS BIGGER THAN YOUR JOT July 1, 2004

retarted

A retarded person's way of spelling the word "retarded."

Ex: Han Solo is retarded for making a definiton for the word retarted without knowing how to spell it correctly.

"ZOMG I'M SO RETARDED I SAY RETARTED!!!"

by Kfizzle April 28, 2006

retsupurae

Created by Something Awful goons Diabetus, Slowbeef, and Proteus, Retsupurae is an active effort to improve the quality of Youtube Let's Plays. In other words, they rip undesireable LPer's god-awful videos apart so hard they commit Youtube suicide.

The story of Retsupurae begins with Slowbeef, the man who started the trend of video Let's Plays. One day, while browsing the Youtubes for Contra 3 and Snatcher videos to jack off to, Slowbeef found a god-awful Let's Play and was horrified and heart-broken at what had become of his creation. Returning to the sanctity of the SA forums, he had a heart-to-heart with his bros Diabetus and Proteus. After many ounces of Ben and Jerry's, they decided to form Retsupurae (a clever mispronunciation of 'Let's Play') to get back at those that mocked his life's work.

Today, the retsupuraer's are enjoying massive Youtube fame. This basically gets them nothing, as nobody cares about Youtube celebrities, but they're still pretty funny and hey, it sure as hell beats watching another one of DeceasedCrab's abominations.

Retsupurae has thousands of subscribers on Youtube, legions of girls seduced by their sultry voices, and the manliness of Slowbeef.

No Tyler, that's skill.

by originosity April 17, 2010

retarded fish frog

A statement made by Mrs. Garrison in the South Park two parter episodes where Cartman freezes himself.

"Do you mind telling me why my daughter thinks she's a retarded fish frog!?"

by unhunkyguy February 4, 2009

retrospectoscope

Medical imaging device for looking at the past and finding out what could have been done better.

Nurse - If we had not given Mrs Jones that dose of morphine I don't think she would have stoped breathing.

Dr - Stop using your retrospectoscope!

by Muggs August 28, 2006