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The Reddit Effect 

A state of mind in which content from a relatively short time of origin in the real world, causes the afflicted to believe that the event occurred long before the origin.

This affliction is due to the fact that daily Reddit users are accustomed to constant and updated information. Therefore, if an event occurred a few days ago, it causes the Reddit user to feel that the event happened much longer ago.

This causes the Reddit user to feel that events and or stories occurred in a longer period of time than in reality. Some severe cases can cause a frequent Reddit user to be violent verbally or physically. The best solution is to end the topic or to leave the afflicted alone. There is no cure to this phenomenon although modern medicine is working towards a cure.
A: Hey did you see that post of "x"?
B: Yeah I saw that like two weeks ago.
A: Two weeks ago? Man that feels like forever ago. That is still a relevant topic?
B: Yes. This is the curse of Reddit. The Reddit Effect.
The Reddit Effect by Terios April 2, 2013

above Reddit's paygrade 

Term used on advice subreddits to indicate that the OP's issue is something that Reddit is wholly unsuited for resolution of and that should really be referred to a lawyer or a therapist.
"The trauma caused by you walking in on your wife getting throat-fucked by a circus clown is really above Reddit's paygrade. You should see a therapist."

sub-reddit suck-up 

Posts at the near bottom of any Reddit, 4Chan, etc. thread that are annoying in nature, to how they beg for a dying thread to continue.
That /vgg/ thread for Minecraft had honestly the most sub-reddit suck-up's I've seen. Honestly those guys were fucking begging for the thread to continue!

Text-To-Speech Reddit Youtuber 

A person who makes money from screenshotting Reddit posts and using Text-To-Speech to read those posts
Have you seen that new Text-To-Speech Reddit Youtuber?
Yeah, i hate Text-To-Speech Reddit Youtubers.
Same

Did You See That Reddit Meme 

Tom: Hey Josh, Did You See That Reddit Meme on r/DankMemes
Josh: No you literal fucking virgin
Tom: Not Pog

Browse Reddit 

Other then actually browsing reddit it means to go watch porn and masturbate.
"I'll talk to you later I got to.. go browse reddit.
Browse Reddit by JacobTehBaws September 1, 2014