porch monkey

A hard working person that doesn't need pay

your a good little porch monkey

by kyle1311hop May 6, 2015

porch monkey

Porch Monkey is a lazy black African American that sits on a porch all day drinking, smoking weed, smoking crack, dealing drugs, or keeps a look out for police while commiting illegal activities while being on the porch.

There's a porch monkey doing something illegal.

by Southern Renegade September 24, 2016

porch party

a party that takes place, go figure, on the front porch of a house that involves lots of alcohol, typically thrown by non-frat collage students, hippies and meddle age parents who want to make their kid's friends parents feel inadequate.

it is often used as a way of bragging to random passers-by that those partaking have more free time than them.

Student 1: On my way over here there was a porch party on every block!
Student 2: Damn, it's only Thursday, those lucky bastards!

by SirSquigyXIII April 13, 2017

Screed my porch

Something/someone that really annoys you.

Barack Obama is really starting screed my porch with his healthcare overhall.

by naelreh September 26, 2010

porchmonkey

a black redneck, preferably illterate and ugly

"Jimmy, why the fuck are you such a porchmonkey?"

by jimmy nguyen January 13, 2008

Porch Fiend

A person who fiends sitting on there porch gocking at others walking by. These people are usually old and don't have much else to do.

hey man that cougar does nothing but sit on her porch and prey on young guys she is a fucking cougar ass porch fiend

by Oracl3 December 31, 2007

Porchio

A raised, sheltered landing extending from the front of a house, often found with houses sitting noticeably above street-level. Not nice enough to count as a proper porch, too small and covered to be considered a patio.

I was sitting on my front porchio sipping on some iced tea and reading the funny papers.

by Tommysaurus Rex May 4, 2010