Police bang

When someone bangs on your door so loud, it sounds like the police.

"Why you had to knock on the door so loud Tony? "That sounded like a Police bang!"

by La French August 1, 2014

Police Cop

An exclusive ranking police role only given to those registered as a police officer.

Michael: better slow down, there's a police cop over there

Me: what the actual?

by JohnSmithTheManofWomens December 11, 2018

VA POLICE

A police officer that could not make it in the civilian world. A police officer that has integrity issues. A police officer that doesn’t care about veterans just their ego!

Look there’s a VA Police Officer.

by Willciglio November 8, 2018

sea police

Law enforcement officers patrolling and protecting coastlines and waterways, and eliminating skullduggery on the high seas

Fuck me, that leathery topless old sea hag is putting me off my cocktail, better phone the sea police

by Unclegripper June 12, 2018

sneeze police

a person who usually says "bless you" after hearing someone sneeze. no matter how far away they are, they will tend to shout it, and are usually ignored in the process ):

person: *achoo*

sneeze police: bless you!!
everyone: ...

by g8rgoesgr8r February 9, 2019

Food Police

Worthless idiots who can't understand the fact that people need to fuel their bodies to stay alive, and thus feel motivated to make asinine comments whenever they see someone eating.

Food Police: OMG you guys are eating THAT?
Normal Person 1: Yes, we're eating dinner. Holy crap, alert the media.
Normal Person 2: *snickers*
Food Police: But don't you know that -
Normal Person 2: What, that people have the right to eat the foods they like, in order to fuel their bodies? We sure do!
Normal Person 1: Exactly. Seems like you're the only one here that's confused.

Food Police: <staggers away, looking absolutely horrified>

by Hazelwudi December 8, 2019

Police discount

Commonly given by a company or place of business to the men and women in law enforcement, EMS, and firefighters
i.e first responders
As a thank you for the service they do.

Officer can I get your $2 doughnuts

Cashier that will be a $1 with your police discount

by TheJew2k September 25, 2019