Come Pause Act

The AOCP that demands all people pause in their speech for a significant period of time after use of the words "come", "coming" and "came".

"how will you come...over to them"
"he came...over to us"
"were you coming...when this happened?"
"have you heard of the crazy Come Pause Act; it's all the rage in Wiltshire"

by The L Team March 4, 2008

Man-O-Pause

When a Woman/lady needs a break from the dating scene. AKA the Heisman - blinders etc....

When a girl has gone on sooo many dates with douche bags its time for a Man-o-pause...

A typical man-o-pause lasts until the woman/girl is ready to deal with men again.

Guy: hey good looking how are you doing....

Girl: I am on Man-o-Pause please leave me alone - I am not looking for anything - I will let you know when I push play...

by Girlonapause August 27, 2010

awkward phase

During an attempt to grow one's hair long, the point at which you look like a tool because the hair is both too long and too short to by styled in a hip fashion.

"What's wrong with your hair?"

"I'm trying to grow it out, but its too short for a style and too long for gel. I'm in a total awkward phase."

"Yeah, your hair really makes look like a dumbass."

by Scotty J-ski March 25, 2008

Pause

Used to get someone to stop speaking, once something homosexual has been spoken.

Yo son, that was some mo' shit, pause.

by Shawn February 11, 2003

phased

to be "buzzed." when you arent drunk, but arent sober.

Erin: You are so drunk!
Dillain: No I'm not, I'm just phased..

by Erin May 7, 2005

puseating

When a guy eats out a chicks pussy

Man look at the playa..he's puseating that chick like there's no tomorrow!

by PJ Russo December 28, 2003

phuket thailand

"Phuket" kind of sounds like Fuck it, so saying Phuket Thailand is just a funny way of saying it.

Girl:"I'm pregnant and it's yours."
Guy: "Phuket Thailand, no way!"

by denise77 January 21, 2008